New! PinocchiHOE: Adult Pantomime Script

Are you looking for something with no strings attached? Look no further than 'PINOCCHIHOE' a brand-new adult pantomime script from Tom Whalley Pantomimes.

The story of the naughty little puppet who dreams of being a real boy dates back to the publication of 'The Adventures of Pinocchio' in 1883 written by Italian author Carlo Collodi. This timeless cautionary story about the consequences of not telling the truth has been affectionately transformed by TWP into our ninth fantastically filthy adult pantomime script.

In January 2026, 'PinocchiHOE' debuted at Boulevard, Newcastle upon Tyne with a record-breaking five week run starring the North-East's 'Queen of Comedy' Miss Rory as the Very Blue Fairy, the 'Toast of the Coast' Dame Penne Patsy and writer/director Tom Whalley himself as 'Limpwick' alongside the repertory team who have made Newcastle's original adult pantomime a Tyneside institution.

Widely regarded as "the best one yet", seating for the show sold-out and was consequently enjoyed by thousands and received rave audience reviews and five stars from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle:

"PinocchiHOE is no strings attached, no holes barred, five-star filth. Tom Whalley has come up with another tour-de-force of a script – pacey, punchy and only mildly offensive." ★★★★★

Once upon a time, Geppaedo longed for a toy boy. One starry night, with a little help from the VERY Blue Fairy, his wish was granted and his latest creation, Pinocchi-hoe, came…to life! But the magical puppet catches the eye of the evil showman Strombollox who will stop at nothing to get his hands on Pinocchi-hoe’s wood.With the help of Dame Fanny Fettuccini her thick as s**t son Limpwick and the cheeky Jiminy Flick-it, will Pinocchi-hoe learn what it takes to be a 'real boy'? And what is THAT that grows when he lies?!  ​​

Find out in this hilarious pantomime for grown-ups with no strings attached! 

PINOCCHIHOE: AN ADULT PANTOMIME (18+) is now available for professional and amateur licensing worldwide. Click here to request your FREE perusal copy today.