Dick is a dreamer and has his sights set on London; the city paved with gold. With his trusty pussy by his side, he gets a job at Dame Fitznicely's sex shop but the evil King Rat has surfaced from his sewer and is wreaking havoc.

With the help of his new love, Alice and a massive Fairy, will Dick vanquish the vermin? Or will Dame Fitznicely get her rat out?

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Find out the adult pantomime paved with gold!